I've had a job interview or two in my time. I've just had the worst. KPMG supplied twp numpties by the names of David Ferbrache and Konrads Smelkovs whose knowledge of security (let alone business) was paltry. Out of the Big Four they are still the least capable - I mean at least read someone's CV before interviewing them. Not sure these guys could read. Be warned.

Tragically I'm getting divorced. Yep. Real downer. This does however mean I'm open to relationships with hot geek chicks! No Java programmers - I have standards.

The long delayed launch party in Amsterdam is in the process of being planned as we speak. More details to follow.

You'll have to wait until next week for the paperback but the Amazon Kindle edition is now available to buy at:

Advanced Penetration Testing: Hacking the world's most secure networks